All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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