all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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