It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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