All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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