how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He passed out mid-signature
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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