And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
You can't just leave with hair like that
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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