If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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