Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
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