6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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