Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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