So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i dont even know how to be here
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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