Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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