It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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