Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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