I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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