yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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