dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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