what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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