also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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