return my video game
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Randomize
