This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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