they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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