we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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