he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Randomize
