Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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