i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
just tell him i said nine months
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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