week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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