doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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