There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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