I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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