We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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