a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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