To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
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