I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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