Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
We talked him into tasing himself.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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