Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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