sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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