its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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