What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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