Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
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