ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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