question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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