I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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