you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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