So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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