it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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