Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
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