now i know why i became what i already was.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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