It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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