am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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