I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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